Bring it on, this thread is for the childish ribbing of the other team to keep the other thread clean and tidy, and Ian happy x

COALITION SUCK

hell yeh!

Those coalition are in for a serious long time kicking!


Just like last time!!!

You forget onen thing my friend. I shall be slotting a through rebels myself over the weekend and I am not then I shall be motivating my side in to a frenzy . We are going to turn that town in to hell on earth!!!!

have i missed something..... have we the capability of chosing what team would like to be on already??? if so oops and could someone direct me to where i could join up?? *ahem* rebels rule* for now that is

Ian last time you avoided the bagging n tagging by not playing - as long as you don't hide behind your hi viz again i will make good my promise from TA 1 .....HWM will come for you , it will be quick , violent and REAL - none of this tapping on shoulder your my prisoner shit - remember you asked for it? Hard take down, sandbag n zip ties and out you go..................

better sleep with one eye open or stock up on pro plus lol

Ian you dont stand a chance in hell of defeating us rebels a 2nd time!! Its our town and you cant have it!!

We have plans.... oh yes!!

The coalition have got no hope, and whichever one of us rebel snipers takes out the coalition comander first gets a packet of hobnobs.

Right.
I'm now Ian's bodyguard. Expect slow motion "NOOOOOO" dives and guard duty*



*Unless Rebels bribe me on the day, in that case I'll slot him in his sleep and call in the cavalry.

oh dont take out ian, he taunted us last time saying we wouldnt sand bag him, like scopey says, were going to do it this time, as soon as he plays, hes fair game

You have not missed anything mate. All the above are die hard rebels from TA1, who for some reason think they will be rebels in TA2. Little do they know.....hehehehe...

Ian is such a massive target i could take him out with a loading tube as a pea shooter!

Fat lot of good a bodygaurd will do, we will just take you out aswell.

Correction:
Andy will take me out. And enjoy it. And laugh. And ridicule me.

As i seem to do on a fortnightly basis Hero!

So true
I'll just let Kev kill you for me

What will happen to the Coallition commander

COALITION SUCK?! Shouldn't that have read.... The Coalition suck on a cold beer as thay chill out after kicking the rebels butts to stonehenge & back?

Mike

Thats only up the road... is that the furthest you can manage



Oh and wouldnt bother with beer mate, you'll need Red Bull and coffee to keep you up and alert thru the constant attacks and ambushes

I have decided to stop the game at 7pm on the Saturday night until 10am the following morning.

This is for health & safety reasons.









My own health & safety!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We can wait....

Just gives us more time to set up the car battery

Ouch!!!

would i be slightly pushing my luck if i was to bring a forklift truck to help out with the after capture of Ian?

You would be pushing your luck, with whoever you borrowed it from, you'd break it trying to lift him!

Mad dog, I'm bringing a gene, much better than a car battery!

i could bring a forklift but only to help clear up the rebel bodies that will be al over the place woudnt want to make the place look untidy now would we ha ha

Hahaha DIE rebel scum.
Scopey can't wait to see you down my crosshairs. Muhaha and the rest of HWM, I too will defend my commander until death
(and/or bribary).

Edit:

Will the games really end at 7pm or are you just pulling our legs?

Do you really think I would stop at 7pm?

TA2 is taking hardcore to the max!!!!

Few! got me worried there. Just thought I'd spent 130 quid on presription lenses and goggles for nothing!

"Scopey can't wait to see you down my crosshairs. Muhaha and the rest of HWM, I too will defend my commander until death"


You really have no idea do you mate!!!!;)

I obviuosly have the idea its up there. /\ just doning it may be challenging. But you are easy.

Right, hes on the list!


Maddog, get 2 car batteries!

I find a bucket of concrete better at holding people under the water BB!

how about we try both?

do you recon we could trap AK in a port-a-loo and then throw it off the bridge

solidius

P.S If not, im sure a couple of Mk5's down the chimney would suffice, or a 25g maroon

god im so sick and evil

now that sound nasty still would be good to watch even if we are different teams be like a jackass moment

sorry ak

Hahaha... You've been on my list for ages!
I'm deffinatly gunna wear my ear defenders.

Hey AK....



Be prepared

begs smear the shit on the walls!

Just bring it.!

does anyone know if the burger bar will sell ice cream coz the coalition boys are gunna need summin cold to stick up their ass's after where done and thats not in the same way that AK BLOW YOU will be planning for all the night time "gamers"

Coalition are gonna kick ass
You bunch of terrorists might have won last year but this year we got some new recruits to coalition and were gonna kick your ass all round the site..

And a word of warning when it goes dark watch the shadows

You'll have Burger Boy quaking in his tri-colours at this rate K.O!

" And a word of warning when it goes dark watch the shadows"


Oh right, we might trip over the injured coalition numptys thanks for that headsup!


"You'll have Burger Boy quaking in his tri-colours at this rate K.O!"

Now come on, none of that american stuff! DPM all the way! and no, there shall be no quaking. :|

You don't even know the half of it! (your on 'my list' aswell now. )

You have a list?

Yes, it is now confirmed, our enemy is very 'speshul'

Same stuck record, try a new insult for once.

No insult, just a joke - hope your not taking this to seriously...

Nah not really, how can I take anything seriously with a name like
AK blow you (thanks beaks) just some variety would be nice.

all you fuckers are gonna pay it is you coalition jerks who are the ball lickers etc.

you are all gonna get such a spanking you will be crying like a bunch of little girls with skinned knees and shit.

we will destroy your ability to fight/continue to fight and then go to the pub for lunch

Gentlemen, I would just like to take this small moment, if I may, to say the following words.....

You rebel arse licking scum are going to feel the true determination and grit of the coalition fight strength. Our brother in arms will fall by our side but we we push on, we will feel pain in every limb of our body but we will push on. Through day and night we will fight and fight again for every single square inch of your town, through every single building, every floor and every basement. We will hunt you down and push you back until you have nothing more to give.

This time victory will be ours and I will drain every last ounce of energy from body to make it happen.

Ok, I have finish now.

out.

Lets see how much you can say with a sandbag over your head.